Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Mission Statement

Have you ever tried to infiltrate your guys obsession with sports, only to find out that you're lost, and this lack of knowledge now cuts you out of his picture Saturday, Sunday, Monday or any other night the big game is going on...

These posts are going to offer tidbits to surviving a life with your sports fan, and maybe even making a follower out of you, but lets start at just working you back into the weekend.

I class Sports Fantatics into 4 categories:

*Only So My Friend's Think I'm Straight Fan  aka  OSMFTIS - He knows hardly more about sports than you, but he's great at putting up a front with his friends.  More here for the beer, than whatever sport he's watching

*The One Season Fan - He follows only one sport, usually one he's either played or always wanted to, and will be back to watching a chick flick on the couch in no time

*The Die Hard Fan - If it's a sport he'll watch it, throw some catchy obscure facts, and will not answer to his name, even if you're screaming in his face, during the "clutch" play

*The I Have a Girlfriend Fan - This one is a challenge.  You don't have to worry he puts his momma before you, because he puts about 300 atheltes before you and his momma.  Think about if he really is a "keeper"
Ladies if you're ready for these men.  Here we go!

Sport's Fairy

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